WHERE AM I?

I was just asked where I will stand during the kiss… as if its even a consideration that I would stand right there in your love bubble, leering like a creepy old auntie with whiskers on my chin!

OK. Enough of the old and there are no whiskers, but apparently it needs asking because it still happens:

Hear me now, I will NEVER be in shot for your kiss. In fact I deliver most of my ceremony from way out to the side - like the a bonus wedding party member that won’t drink too much, stay for dinner or eat more than her fair share of cake.

What I will do is hold the space for you both, remind you to breathe and to smile. I will stand where I can see you and all of your guests, tell your story from a vantage point that helps you guys stay in focus as the shining stars of the show - and avoids me having a hundred ‘talky face’ photos right up there in your grills.

I will support you by bringing in the printed vows at the right time, or hanging out with you for some repeat-after-me vow delivery. I’ll hand over or hold the microphone for you, I’ll sort out the rings and make sure everyone knows where and when they need to be. I might even hold your used tissue for you.

I will do my best to dress the part (complementing the bridal party without matching!), I will play the music if you choose that option, and of course I will deliver my own well crafted, uniquely personalised, happy and relaxed ceremony to remember.

Here I am… captured by the talented @leegriffith - loving life on the fringe.